I have seen war. Well, actually, I’ve played at war from the comfort of my gaming chair. Which means, in all honesty, I haven’t seen war at all. I have clicked on many pretend enemy soldiers, however, and they have fallen over appropriately.
According to UK Defence Secretary John Healey, that makes me a great candidate to join the UK military, rather than writing words for the internet. A new career opportunity awaits!
Speaking at the annual Labour Party conference in Liverpool, Healey gave an impassioned speech about the UK military’s current recruitment woes—stating that, out of one million applicants over the last ten years, three in four gave up due to red tape and an application process that can take months to complete.
Healey announced that not only was he scrapping 100 “outdated policies” that stand in the way of current military hopefuls, but also that he wanted gamers, coders, and let’s face it, us nerds, to do our duty and serve.
“I’m setting up a new direct route for Cyber Military recruits. Because if you’re a top gamer, or a coder, your country needs you,” he announced, in front of a bright red backdrop, the traditional colour of the …
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